Viral '2028 Global Intelligence Crisis' Report Models Potential AI-Driven S&P 500 Crash To 3,500

The S&P 500 (NYSE:SPY) could plunge to 3,500 by 2028 if the AI revolution succeeds too well, according to a chilling “pre-mortem” scenario released by Citrini Research.

The firm warns that a “Global Intelligence Crisis” is forming, where rampant productivity gains flow solely to compute owners like Nvidia (NASDAQ:NVDA), leaving the consumer economy to collapse under the weight of mass white-collar unemployment.

How Too Much Intelligence Could Kill The Market

The analysts describe a terrifying “negative feedback loop” with no natural brakes.

As AI capabilities improve, companies rationally cut headcount to boost margins, but these displaced workers stop spending.

Since machines don’t buy houses or iPhones, this creates “Ghost GDP”—output that looks good on national accounts but never circulates through the real economy.

The result is an “Intelligence Displacement Spiral” where the S&P 500 peaks near 8,000 in 2026 before the underlying consumer demand evaporates, triggering a deflationary depression that rivals the Great Financial Crisis.

The first dominos to fall in this scenario are the “seat-based” SaaS models.

The memo models a collapse in shares of companies like ServiceNow (NASDAQ:NOW), predicting an “extinction event” where clients replace expensive software licenses with proprietary AI agents built in-house for pennies.

The contagion quickly spreads to the “friction economy.” Uber (NASDAQ:UBER), DoorDash (NASDAQ:DASH), and payment giants like Mastercard (NASDAQ:MA) and Visa (NASDAQ:V) see their moats vanish as AI agents ruthlessly optimize costs, bypassing apps and routing transactions through stablecoins on Solana (CRYPTO: SOL) to evade interchange fees.

What Could Trigger The Next Financial Crisis

The financial contagion eventually detonates the $2.5 trillion private credit market.

The authors predict massive defaults in private equity-backed software loans held by the insurance arms of asset managers like Apollo Global Management (NASDAQ:APO), KKR & Co (NASDAQ:KKR), and Blackstone (NASDAQ:BX).

This liquidity crisis spills into the housing market, but with a twist: unlike 2008, this crash targets the prime borrower.

Home prices in wealthy tech hubs like San Francisco and Austin could collapse as high-earning professionals face structural unemployment, threatening the solvency of the $13 trillion mortgage market.

What It Means For Crypto

For crypto investors, the outlook is a violent double-edged sword.

A liquidity shock would likely crush Bitcoin (CRYPTO: BTC) and altcoins in the short term, mirroring the March 2020 flush as investors rush to cash.

However, the scenario suggests a long-term supercycle for decentralized assets.

As trust in institutions crumbles and governments launch massive fiscal stimulus to fund “transition economy” welfare, Bitcoin could emerge as the ultimate hedge against monetary debasement, while AI agents adopt permissionless crypto rails as the native currency of the new machine economy.

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